My new sounds:
'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'
Yep, I laughed out loud
I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke
this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail
THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985
THAT IS MAHOGANY
I thought this was a joke until I read the description
when you find a very funny meme
when you show your friend the humorous meme
and he also has a giggle at it
I’m fucking crying
A Texas man is under arrest after gunning down a SWAT team member as the officer quietly tried to climb in through the apartment’s window during predawn hours.
Police State USAreports that a resident fatally shot Detective Charles “Chuck” Dinwiddie as the officer climbed in through a ground level window as part of a “no knock” raid. The officers were there due to suspicion that residents were in possession of controlled substances.
Upon hearing a noise, resident Marvin Louis Guy, 50, opened fire on the unidentified officers, shooting three others as well, although only one fatally.
Guy is currently being held on capital murder charges in connection with Dinwiddie’s death, even though it’s unclear how Guy was supposed to know that the men crawling in through the window were police officers since they hadn’t identified themselves.
The evidence sheet lists a laptop, a safe, a pistol, and a glass pipe, but no drugs were found. Given the evidence, why did police deem it necessary to seek a “no knock” warrant and why did a judge sign off on it?
Very little is known about Mr. Guy, but Dinwiddie left behind two children, all because his SWAT team went creeping into a home where the residents didn’t even have any drugs. Is that the best use of law enforcement tax dollars?
Guy’s bond has been set at $3 million dollars.
Thank you lieutenantnorals!
Where’s stand your ground now?????
Isn’t there a law where it is legal to shoot to kill on your property if there’s a physical threat? Esp if they broke in your home?
Man this is really fucked - american polis worst in world!
Texan here. Yes. Stand Your Ground is law in Texas. It is an extension of Castle Doctrine. Castle Doctrine is itself a sort of extension of Justifiable Homicide law. In Justifiable law, one must prove beyond reasonable doubt that an intruding trespasser was intending to commit a felony or violence. Castle Doctrine removes the requirement to have or seek a retreat path before resorting to lethal force.
Unfortunately for Marvin Guy, he is going to prison. For a long time.
Officers are exempt from the Castle Doctrine because Castle Doctrine *does* require those who invoke it to prove that the intruder was entering unlawfully. Because a SWAT team member is not breaking the law by invading a home on command by superior officers, Marvin has no legal defense. He might be able to make a case and get a lesser sentence out of not knowing who the intruder could’ve been and the fact that he was clearly protecting his family.
Two families lost their fathers, that day, if not one. This is a really sad situation.
…Jean’s hair is
perfectstupid and I lovehate him.
I hate you (I didn’t think you’d hear that) *blushes*
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